tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-141998782011-11-23T18:15:29.818-05:00If you're going to eat emu it might as well be gourmet.Mr. Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621411869803604346noreply@blogger.comBlogger321100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14199878.post-35339120427400895762009-09-08T17:10:00.003-04:002009-09-08T17:14:28.768-04:00

Finally my love of superheros and street signs combined!

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This might be the only time I'm in a photo with Steven Spielberg that hasn't been "digitally enhanced" lets say.

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If you scroll down a post you'll see that the link to MC's Rape Tunnel from the front page of CollegeHumor is no longer working. That is because Moon County was deemed to offensive for a site that was built on celebrity nipple slips and college girls with a lack of inhibitions. For fairness sake below is Rape Tunnel (from youtube) as well as their newest video: Shuttlecocks!.

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Featured on the front page of CollegeHumor today.See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Last night spent another night in K-Town. Of course last night wasn't just any night it was Valentine's Day, which if you know me you know that I hate. For those of you that don't actually know me, I can tell you: I hate Valentines Day. Frankly I've always been against false displays of affections and running through preset motions. (This of course is easy to do when one doesn't have a date).

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I've updated my videosift blog here.As well as here is my January 16th column from Moon County where I rank the other Paul Straw. Disqualifying the Michael Jordan of the Paul Straw competition of course. We all know the true number one.Other updates: My good friend Nick Allen has purchased www.chickswithboobs.com and I will put a link to the side as soon as the site...well does anything. But I'm

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This is a bit of a repost but I find if I put things up repeatedly it holds me more accountable so here are my New Year's Resolutions at MoonCounty.com. So far it's been going well. I've been getting up early to run and going to bed early. Also consuming tea like it's my job. Also I just realized, through the joys of Twitter, that my old roommate from Chicago Joe Avella has his own website. So

Mr. Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621411869803604346noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14199878.post-9403442271735490002009-01-03T22:40:00.005-05:002009-01-12T01:47:08.733-05:00

Godfathers:the big guns who it may be unfair to compete against others, because frankly you should already know about themESPNSportsIllustratedFarkInternet Movie Database Look for me!CraigslistFacebookWikipediaYouTubeCOMEDYCRACKEDDaily viewing for me, but then again I love lists.Moon CountyThis shouldn't surprise anyoneVIDEO AGGREGATORSVideoSift (links to my blog page)Sometimes you just click

Mr. Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621411869803604346noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14199878.post-56694955588855078442008-12-03T20:57:00.005-05:002008-12-03T21:03:19.648-05:00

Now from time to time I tend to name drop. My good friend Jimmy, Jimmy Stewart, pointed that out to me...and now's he dead. So that'll show you where that gets you. Anyways I consider it a passing fault of working in the movie business, or the biz for those of us with our heads up our asses.Anyways currently I'm working on Clash of the Titans in a very pre-production stage and the director, Louis

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Ever since I chose this alias/handle/blog name, it's sort of taken on new life. One odd side effect has been that I continue to look at links related to Emu's for some reason.Coming Soon:Also in efforts to coordinate my "attacks" coming soon will be some sort of encompassing: Paul Straw on the Internet type post where I can list all my different places to be reached. I also think I'm due for a

Mr. Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621411869803604346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14199878.post-39497160130755312072008-11-10T00:21:00.002-05:002008-11-10T00:30:31.587-05:00

It was the bacon guacamole, it looked so good on the commercial. But now I've spent the rest of the afternoon with what I would subtly call "interesting tasting burps." Plus I'm sweating burger, just in case the metaphor wasn't vivid enough.SO was it worth it Paul? Was it? Answer: for about the 5 minutes it took to eat it. My solution choices: A) Constant burger eating or B) remember my vow to

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Well no worries then, updated....and finished.However should someone try to check this out ever, please feel free to check www.mooncounty.com I write a column/post/blog every Friday.See everyone in two years...maybe.edit: I just read my last post and realize since that has happened I've worked on 3 independent movies, performed at the IO Chicago, performed around Chicago with an improv team,

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Well I've been in Chicago for almost two weeks and have managed to only land my self an unpaid internship, which at least gets me out of the house. Other things that have gotten me out of the house: the local comedy scene. Last week I went to shows on three different nights, so I figured I'd review what I've seen. I mean whats the purpose of having a blog unless you can comment unwarrantedly on

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It's been five days now living in Chicago so let me tell you the things I have learned so far:1) I am not in fact Puerto Rican. One would think this is obvious yet people feel the need to point this out.2) apparently mostly Puerto Ricans live in Humboldt Park. I don't feel unsafe but I feel it is a bad sign when the bus driver doesn't stop because he thought your bell ringing was "just being

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Jim Hopson the headmaster at Michelle Williams former school, the Santa Fe Christian school, has reportedly ended all ties with the actress because of her role as Heath Ledger's wife in Brokeback Mountain. He claims the film does not support the ideals the school stands for and does not want anyone associating said values with the school via Williams. Thank god he performed this service to the

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The day has come and I've decided to move on from Midland. In fact this is posted the day after I moved because after intending to finish this before it suddenly dawned on me that I couldn't stand it there an additional second. Maybe it was the yelling about the failures in life, maybe it was yelling about my improper moving techniques in this my 6th time this year, maybe it was the editorial in

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Okay for the last time let me clear this up my parents are not in a cult. All of your suspicions are completely unfounded. Now I know what you're saying: but Paul what about the white ropes and the constant murder attempts. Pish paw I say to that. Firstly yes my parents have been attending meetings that take them away to for secluded weekends. Yes after one of these did my mom and dad start

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I just saw The Chumscrubber. The previews for it had actually enticed me to see it but about five minutes I realized I was once again taken by quick editing, fancy camera tricks, and an "indie" feel soundtrack.Okay I get it people. Surburbia is full of cookie cutter houses and people where the parents are clueless to their kids actions. Kids meanwhile don't care about anything and are probably on

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Today it was announced that UPN and the WB will merge into one channel called CW. This decision I fully applaud. Finally black people, teenage girls, and basic cable wrestling fans will be able unite harmoniously...on different nights from the comfort of their own homes presumably.I should probably mention something about FCC regulations and how this will be a massive headache since the

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Duck Tales and Rescue Rangers on DVD this week. Seriously I just read that and bumped the under side of the computer desk with neither of my knees. I am stoked. And I know that your thinking this is just another attempt by me to appear dorkier in hopes that it will keep the droves of hot women clamoring for me away. But that would just be wishful thinking. If telling them my company car was a big

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Currently I sit here disturb staring at a fortune from a cookie that was sitting on the kitchen counter. "You'll be sure to get a great deal on the 17th of November." And I'm thinking "but from where?" If your going to give someone a crappy fortune at least go all out and give your restaurant name. That would be total top of mind awareness. They really didn't plan on the cookie leaving the store

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Halloween happened recently. Gotta check the candy for razor blades. Do you know there has never once been found in candy. Never. Zero percent. That's a staggering statistic. So I gotta ask. Who benefitted from that rumor?And what does that say about us as americans. That we think someone could do that. Be that blatant, I mean. It's not like we're checking candy for poison or pills; something

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Despite my best efforts to avoid living at home. Despite my denial during the last three months and my avoidance of completely unpacking I guess I've finally come home. Today my junk mail reached me.Not your namby pamby forwarded junk mail either. You know the stuff. "Oh we want you to subscribe to People more attractive than you Weekly, but we only have the time to inundate your old house with

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Realizing that I hadn't posted in a while I decided to write today. (That's a great lead by the way) Although it matters little since only one real person I think has actually reads this, or at least has posted, so shout out to Lituo! By the way what a great way to shout out; I'll give myself a pat on the back. Look! It's your name! In writing!! Exclamation points are awesome!!!

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Yeah...there really isn't much more to this than the headline. But for example: a remote control not within an arms reach of the bed. No problem. Just take the pole and drag the remote over to myself. Of course if it's father than the arm and pole then I just hook some sort of dirty shirt or clothing, which seem to always be close enough to the bed, and then sort of net the remote in order to

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I've only had one goal since about third grade: to not live at home. My attempts ranged from wanting to spend all summer at camp to going to an academy three hours away for high school; all futile attempts at achieving such success early before finally being able to head off to college. Now I moved around a lot so it wasn't really ever the town that I wanted to get away from, it was my parents. I

Mr. Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621411869803604346noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14199878.post-1120534125066138482005-07-04T22:27:00.000-05:002005-07-04T22:28:45.070-05:00

At Christmas my father gave me a heart monitor. I made fun of the gift at the time because I really never exercise and whenever I would exercise most cardio machines have heart monitor attached to them anyways. Anyways I couldn’t return the gift so I just kept it in the box from Christmas until May.However my watch broke the other day and since I just graduated from college and am currently not

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So, I finally broke down over break and got an iPod. Now this possibly could be the biggest "who cares" of all time because it seems everyone got an iPod over break. However, I am not a big music fan and yet I was inexplicably drawn toward these little devices.It's not that I don't like music. I do. It's just that I've never invested much time or money into music as I do toward movies, television

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On-Demand television will ruin my life.For those of you who are unfamiliar with On-Demand TV, it is a service provided by digital cable that allows one to watch TV shows and movies anytime one wants. Not only that, but it can be paused, rewound and so forth. Typically, the On-Demand service is attached to premium channels' packages, in my case HBO and Starz.Yes, folks, my life has been a

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